by tysxo April 8, 2021
Get the Tyson Kellymug. When your name is Tyson and you decided that every day you're shufflin', Nae-Naeing, and that you're gonna be up til the sun to get lucky.
by GBendz September 16, 2022
Get the Tigglie Tysonmug. by anonymous December 1, 2021
Get the Tyson Brazilmug. On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!
Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
by International beat Tyson’s ass April 24, 2019
Get the International Beat Tyson’s Ass daymug. by anonymous October 21, 2020
Get the Mike Tysonmug. When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.
by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025
Get the The Tallahassee Tysonmug. 