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Kentucky golf tee

A man lays flat on the ground and places a golf tee in his dick hole. He puts a golf ball on it and lets someone else tee it off.
I can't piss after me and my buddy tried a couple Kentucky golf tees.
by Big chief nutsack March 30, 2017
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Guaran-damn-tee

More than a guarantee; When you don’t just guarantee, you guaran-damn-tee.
Alex: are you sure?
John: I guaran-damn-tee it!
by 1an_p March 6, 2019
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darbayu tee eff

An asian's way of saying WTF. Can be used as a stronger alternative to WTF.
Darbayu tee eff! Can you guys stop spamming the thread?
by aesookghyo May 4, 2010
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tee hee hee

How emo kids laugh.

They don't "haha" like the rest of us, they "tee hee hee."

This is usually followed by a long period of moping around.
Glen: "So i said, 'FLYING CLOUD KOWALSKI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'"
Emo Nick: tee hee hee!
by g-diggity June 28, 2006
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Sailing Tee Pee

When someone grabs a roll of toilet paper in between each of their pointer fingers, rolls the vehicle window down, and proceeds to let it 'sail' out from the roll and in to the wind.
Taylor screamed as my sailing tee pee flew in to his face, I told him to roll his window up.
by Krowvin February 20, 2011
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Tee me up

To set someone up with some shit they want.
“Bro You want some of these chips?”

Hell yeah bro tee me up with that shit
by Micahfrio May 7, 2022
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