chili miner

To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.
dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?

dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.

dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!
by CAGHIO October 17, 2010
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Dusty Miner

A dusty miner is when a male stops having sex with a women right before she is about to cum just to piss her off
My boyfriend pulled a dusty miner on me last night
by Matt Guzzleberg May 01, 2020
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Miners Dream

This is the delicate art of taping a drill to your penis and screwing someone. The possibilities are LITERALLY endless!
Jon recently bought a powerblade; he gave a Miners Dream to his ladyfriend. She is now in the hospital
by I like urban dictionary. March 03, 2015
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Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
by Rallisman February 09, 2024
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pant miner

A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.
Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.
by SkyBlu April 25, 2014
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Hydronic Miner

Shitting on a partners chest or back and then peeing on the pile of shit to break it apart. You have struck gold if a kernel of corn is revealed!!!
Shea served corn on the cob for dinner to his girlfriend knowing damn well she would strike gold tomorrow night when performing his favorite move in the bedroom, the hydronic miner!!!
by MountainMan26! August 04, 2021
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Hydronic Miner

Shitting on a partners chest or back and then peeing on the pile of shit to break it apart. You have struck gold if a kernel of corn is revealed!!!
Shea served corn on the cob for dinner to his girlfriend knowing damn well she would strike gold tomorrow night when performing his favorite move in the bedroom, the hydronic miner!!!
by MountainMan26! August 04, 2021
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