Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid

Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small

by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019

Kirby

A pink puffball that sucks up everything like a fat boy at a Golden Coral

Whoopsie daisys I seemed to have pulled a Kirby and eaten my best friend

by Fatman’s World August 13, 2020

Kirby

A pink Nintendo Hero that does alot of sucking, his only move sucking his enemies dicks until he devours that dick because Kirby loves that big blue gay penguin dudes dick and sucking dick is gay so that makes Kirby fucking gay SO IF YOU LIKE KIRBY THAT MAKES YOU FUCKING GAY!

#kirby #gay

by Ur mum lol March 13, 2018

anna kirby

Hottest girl around

Have you seen Anna Kirby lately🤡🤡🤡🤡

by Anna Kirby lover October 2, 2019

Kirby

When a female preforms fellatio and leaves you lying on the floor feeling like you’ve transcended to a completely other dimension because she sucked yo shit dry.

Damn, that girl last night was a total Kirby. She gobbled on the entire thing and swallowed everything!

by ThaFultWasHere October 26, 2020

Kirby

When a woman sucks air into her vag and gathers as much as she can before releasing to create a queef; slang for pussy

“Dude, she can queef on command!”
“Oh, so she inhales like a Kirby, right?”

by Kirbybussy November 4, 2020