Infinity

If there are an infinite number of natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and... then that must mean that there are not only infinite infinities, but an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities, and... (infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and...) continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and.....(…)…

That there are infinite natural numbers is the central property of infinity.

by Infiniteeee October 12, 2025

Rule infinity

the final rule when a person becomes a god/ a leader of all exsictance

it will grant you power beyond reasoning and can only be used once

if used by humans the individual who has used it shall be erazed from exsistance immediately

human: rule infinity *poof*

god: rule infinity

rule infinity: *listens*

god: give me pepsi

god 2:rule infinity

rule infinity: *listens*

god 2: literally destroy all exsistance

*poof*

by Quality_Seal August 11, 2018

person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

infinity crack

The continuous nature of a woman’s butt crack to the front crack. Contrasted by the abrupt end of a man’s crack by the taint.

My underwear was all up in my infinity crack at work today.

by P00bags June 30, 2021

Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.

(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too

by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021

Super infinity

An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.

Baby how much do you love me?

I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02

Baby that’s just infinity!!

No babe — that’s super infinity.

by The universe_actually August 9, 2025

The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023