Infinity

The only incomprehensible thing made by humans. It's not a number, it's a concept. Also what 6 year olds do to flex their knowledge and the worst thing you could say to a googologist.

First Example:
6yo one: Hey I know a really big number
6yo two: What?
6yo one: a trillion!
6yo two: I know a bigger number!
6yo one: What number?
6yo two: Infinity! It's bigger than every number.
6yo one: but what about Infinity plus one?
6yo two: Still Infinity!
6yo one: wtf you talkin

Second Example:
Idiot: hey aarex!
Aarex Tiaokhiao: what?
Idiot: I know a number that is bigger than every number you "invented"
Aarex Tiaokhiao: don't tell me it's...
Idiot: Infinity!
Aarex Tiaokhiao: (slaps his forehead as hard as possible)

by mrqwerty112358 August 23, 2021

Infinity Gauntlet

When you receive the Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson, AstraZeneca, Novavax, and Sinovac COVID vaccines

When I finally receive the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and complete the Infinity Gauntlet, I can wipe out half of all disease with the snap of my fingers.

by 62_Cents April 13, 2021

Infinite Infiniti

An Infiniti luxury vehicle with an Infinity sound system.

A vehicle best suited to go to Infinity and beyond?

...maybe.

I work at a car dealership and I've yet to see an Infiniti make with an Infinity stereo. If I did see one, I would call it an "Infinite Infiniti."

by vehilcegirl October 18, 2010

Infinity Dabs

Noun: The resulting mixture of any number of diffrent leftover dabs.

Hey, want to try these infinity dabs? There is like, 5 different strains in here.

by Phoenix343117 January 4, 2021

Mobius Rainbow Infinity

A triple infinity. Mobius is a form of infinity that can be created with any hi fashion belt. Rainbows are infinite in their possible combinations of colors. Infinity itself takes many many forms in the subject of Mathematics and is often mistaken as an irrational quantity.

If used properly, the Mobius Rainbow Infinity can form an analogy for a 4-D infinity; which is larger than a purely geometric 3-D infinity.

Dang that Mobius Rainbow Infinity is O.P.

by Gemini Virtue March 26, 2021

The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking

Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support

by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023

Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.

(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too

by That.Kidd.Fish August 24, 2021