Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

by moydog April 03, 2010

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

by Really nigga 101 June 03, 2017

Dick pouch

Device attached to a Male stripper/exotic male dancer's G-string to cover his dick/penis

Most of the time male strippers will use a dick pouch to cover their Johnson's while on stage

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

Pussy Pouch

A purse worn around the lower waist by members of the male sex, also known as a Fanny Pack or "man-purse.

It's hard to look manly while sporting that pussy pouch.

by MaddiCat March 26, 2019

Pussy pouch

When you wear you guys boxers backwards and it looks like you have a pussy pouch.... duh!!

I put on his boxers and it looked like i had a pussy pouch -had & ll

by Had&ll March 24, 2018

Tootsie pouch

slang for butthole i.e. place you poop from.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom so bad my Tootsie pouch was ready to explode.

by King Ross 207 February 25, 2025

Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.

"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."

by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024