Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

by moydog April 5, 2010

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

Pussy pouch

When you wear you guys boxers backwards and it looks like you have a pussy pouch.... duh!!

I put on his boxers and it looked like i had a pussy pouch -had & ll

by Had&ll May 15, 2018

Pouche

Someone who is a Pussy but also a douche.

Garrett won't talk to that girl but he thinks he's hot shit, he is such a pouche.

by accordingtoyou July 9, 2016

pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.

Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.

by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018

Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025

Vagia Pouch

the pouch a woman's crotch makes when pants are worn way too tightly. Also Resembling a kangaroo's pouch.
(Similar to a camel toe)

Did you see sophie the other day? She had a major vagia pouch.

by VagiaQueen101 May 3, 2010