The Scientficially Excepted measurement of camwhore-ness and "oMgLyKiMsOoOoOOoHaWt!~!~~~"-ness.
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"
by Emma and the 1000 Paper cranes August 19, 2006
A place for emo teens who wear girls jeans (whether male or female) to make fake friends who are really rapists, murderers, and child molesters. These so-called "friends" take pictures from scenesters everywhere and combine them to look like a hot teenager. It's a site for people with no life to whine about having no life. And to beg for picture comments for people to tell them how cute they think they are. They post emo lyrics and captions everywhere and they talk about how ugly they are, but yet, they have a bunch of pictures.
by Black_My_Eyes November 20, 2006
A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.
Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce
Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.
Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce
Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.
Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
by jersey kid January 28, 2008
a website where people who have no life at all go to and check 28 times a day to see if they have new messages...yes i am one of these people but it's so addicting...
by [[gh3man]] July 23, 2008
a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.
person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D
by sophay_lmfao January 16, 2008
A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.
It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.
It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.
I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.
Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!
Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!
by Random Emo May 29, 2007