When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.
Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!
Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !
Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !
by ud_i2 May 04, 2018
A sexual act involving a group of people, a large pole, a puddle of mud, a pile of horse shit, and the willingness to use your fists.
Michigan redneck #1: Whatcha guys do after the barn dance last night?
Michigan redneck #2: We took 4 whores out back to where the farmer keeps his fertilizer and had a giant Michigan Mudfuck.
Michigan redneck #2: We took 4 whores out back to where the farmer keeps his fertilizer and had a giant Michigan Mudfuck.
by Reagan&Bush'84 November 06, 2017
When a girl ties a string to the tip of your dick and yanks “reals” it into her mouth like a fisherman catching a juicy tuna.
by Code Bilfgod69420 February 25, 2020
When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.
Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."
Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"
Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"
Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"
Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"
by C Phantom April 06, 2012
Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick
Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off
by hollie198 September 10, 2022
Morenci : A back woods little city nestled in the wrist of the great state of michigan. morenci is known for its history of being absolutely insignificant for a city of 2300 people. This quiet little country town is home to many many people who love quiet lives with nothing going on around them, including life. when you ask the locals "whats the best thing about morenci?" the response is always the same "leaving". Morenci a city you will take to heart or pass right buy if you're smart.
by beancreeklegend January 11, 2016
A small town filled with either basic bitches *boys and girls*, stoners, or rednecks. In Clare, you either have mommy and daddy buy you everything, or you work and get that shit yourself. Everything that goes on in Clare depends on the seasons, just picture endless parties all the way around.
by Theonlybitch24 March 12, 2020