farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.
Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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Line Merchant

A driver who uses racing line assist on the Formula 1 2022 Video Game
‘Hey did you see his lap? He is such a line merchant
by Bwoah_F1 July 07, 2022
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Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).
Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.
by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023
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BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT
BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES
by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024
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Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant
by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016
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mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 07, 2024
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Smear Merchants

"Directing hate because they can't deliver on their politics." Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!
Hym "That's correct! That is exactly what you are! You are completely capable of understanding what this is. And WHO is incapable of delivering on their politics? Did you take all of the billionaires money? Is healthcare free? You are obfuscating the degree to which my grievance is legitimate and refusing to talk about it to deny me my recourse."

A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"

Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
by Hym Iam January 09, 2025
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