Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

lady golfer

British slang for lesbian.

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian

by Jay Bishop August 08, 2017

lady dude

A really cool woman that is one of the girls. A girl's girl that can hang especially in the outdoors. Is down for mountaineering, rock climbing, and multi-day backpacking trips.

Vikki is such a lady dude! I know right?! She is totally rad and can pull her own weight.

by alp_glo March 01, 2017

Lady Diplomat

A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.

Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Two: Yeah, that's Lady Diplomat.

by Miss-Phatty December 06, 2007

lady goblin

A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.

Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...

by agoblin November 08, 2017

lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane

Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.

by aretegroup December 03, 2016

Lady Cockblock

Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.

Jessica is such a lady cockblock.

by adonk September 02, 2012