Ivy

Dad says her brain is like a goldfish, only has three seconds of memory.

You are such an ivy, I told you last night how your memory is like a goldfish.

by Footlong1 October 15, 2022

Ivy

Toxyl_The_God — 25/10/2021 09:59
Ivyrunner
🍞 toast
@Ivy
@Ivy
Ivy — 25/10/2021 10:00
What the fuck are you saying
Toxyl_The_God — 25/10/2021 10:00
Toast
Ivyrunner pov
🚋
🕜
🌥

Toxyl: Ivyrunner toast

by karderseafood February 1, 2025

ivy matthews

a girl who eats everything on this planet yet super picky. pasta lover and farts. ATON. she’s athletic and probably plays soccer or basketball.

yo hey ivy matthews when’s ur next game?

by ur mom!!:) May 10, 2021

Ivied

The act of being cutoff, or terminated prior to your official termination leaving you unable to finish projects and transfer work to another teammate.

I was Ivied and was unable to finish off-boarding actives.

I was Ivied by an idiot in a BMW.

by pseudonym=yourmom November 17, 2022

Ivy grim

He is a funny , comedy characted guy

Loving , simple but annoying at times
Best known for his cooking skills, always hungry..

Ivy grim he is one of a kind

by Ivy grim December 4, 2021

Ivy Peson

a medicine that s simalir to slimey profen

i love Ivy Peson so much

by Apemanape September 11, 2022

Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023