Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)
A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.
Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine
Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)
A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.
Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine
Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill
by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025
Anyone named Jorge. Will always make you laugh. The funniest person you have ever met. Very adorable. Best smile award. Can make you smile no matter what.
by Lscho4211 January 14, 2021
To unilaterally remove someone from a WhatsApp group because that person decides to sit at the wrong table at a primary school reunion
by wanie green eyes April 15, 2020
stupid bitch with a big head
by gavin normal sized head February 28, 2017
Hilary is one of a kind. You can not imagine a better person to be around. She makes you happy when you are sad, healthy when you are sick, and relaxed when you are stressed. I can’t imagine a more wonderful person and neither can you.
by hilobogan November 25, 2021
A sexy blind mom that has four kids and has amazing breasts. She always says her partner is silly and hers stars and moon. She will love you to infinity. Most compatible with Pisces or a Josiah. A true freak in the sheets. She love to be called baby girl by her partner.
by The Wob April 17, 2023