goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

by Handle This July 13, 2014

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

Fly The Goose

To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.

"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."

by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004

Silly goose

the most disrespectful insult anyone could ever use 🥺😩😡😢😔

“You….you…..you…..SILLY GOOSE😡😡”

by shutupsillygooseb March 22, 2021

to spoon the goose

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

by baby8dingo July 17, 2020

Goose Bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1Dfan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

good goose

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.

She's a good goose. She gives good beak.

by Kylo12 June 6, 2016