bog head

bog head is a stereotypical guy or girl that is stupid and lacks the knowledge of communicating like a normal person in every day life. they usually go to the gym a lot, tan, and go clubbing.

did you see the bog head driving that jeep with rims? i thought jeeps were made to go off terrain?

by eric nick April 01, 2011

butt bogging

Butt Bogging is a commonly used term for when you start shitting your pants and cannot seem to stop.

Dude 1: Bro!!!! What the fuck is that smell!?

Dude 2: Im fucking Butt Bogging bro!!!

Dude 1: Well your slimging your mude evrywhere.

by Cody Allen February 23, 2014

Bog trotting

The act of promiscuous anal sex while the receiver has explosive diarrhea.

While out on an adventure, Van began exhibiting signs of having terrible diarrhea. Marshall decided to make the best of the situation and go bog trotting on Van.

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

bog creature

A hideous, skanky, mildly retarded creature with snakes for hair. Easily identified by its unusual gait.

Pat Cramer wept when I suggested that he had sex with the bog creature.

by Barbara Streisdale March 13, 2003

Bog butter

A finely aged truffle butter. Not to be confused with panty puddin’.

Melania gagged as she got a whiff of Trump’s bog butter

by Bog Buttercup June 10, 2019

Bog Chiefing it

v.
Pushing through a particularly tough situation, despite one's resolve being completely broken.

Similar to fording the "muddy leg" of the Bog Trail, as the Bog Chiefs of old ones did.

Often paired with the phrase "raw dick."

"How the hell are we supposed to get through here? There's no way!"
"Bog Chiefing it, raw dick."
"You know what? Yeah, let's Bog Chief this shit."

by Jugstream February 24, 2021

Bog role

A bog role is a person who owns a house which is about as level as the tower of Pisa being a bog role consists of inviting lesbians and munters back to your house and always getting pied/freindzoned. Everything you do or say must be in a fake cockney accent, and you often aquirer cockney neck.

Boy 1: (in cockney accent) this party is well sick loads of fit birds ere
Boy 2: no there's not shut up you fucking bog role

by Nahhbruvvv July 11, 2014