barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife

a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Barney's Boundaries

We don't talk about them.

"You need to respect Barney's boundaries!"

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm; May 6, 2022

BARNEY

He will eat your soul °~°

Girl1: BARNEY is creepy

Girl2: yeah...why did you do this for your sister again?
Girl1: Because she wants to be BARNEY for Halloween
Girl2: I am going to have nightmares...

by Dekuisgay May 24, 2020

Barney Fifed

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.

I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know

by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021

Dirty Barney

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.

“Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was”

by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025

Barneying

The act of sexually harrassing people as Barney the dinosaur. Preferably in the online Disney game Toontown.

A Barney was Barneying me in Toon Valley.

by SpermOnToast August 11, 2024

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020