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This small short lady boy from THAI LAND is notorious for getting botox in all parts of his body including his favourite part which are his lips ๐Ÿ’‹

JUNE 25TH, JUNE 26th, JUNE 27th & JUNE 28th all in the year of 2019 he got all jacked up on botox and steroids.
What a complete clown! The guy has kids that are starving and this what he does ? Does make sense now that he's completely BALD and he looks deformed & mangled like he's been through the shredder machine.
KATARINA MORDY: " hey THAI, I'm going in for a session of filler for botox this week,

They have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST so I would recommend that you take the special because your brains ๐Ÿง  is swelled up so I think you another dose"

THAI: " KATARINA, the Botox deal sounds good because my boyfriend likes it when I get my lips ๐Ÿ’‹ done. He says the time he had in MEXICO was unforgettable while he was passes out and he got polished up under the sheets"

KATARINA: " WTF!! You are a BISEXUAL little MIGGET after ALL!! ... Im going ro tell RYAN & SAM !
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 8, 2025
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Thai ISN'T a good friend because he's COO COO all the time. Make sure not to get angry at them or else your face will become flatter than Flat Stanley because he will sit on your face. He's an ATM kind of guy!! Thai can smash a ball easy in one night and many other things. He's MID at poker and extremely bad in all sports except men's wrestling because he loves to grope men and men only. Pretty midget kind of a build but if you open his shirt you will see a wide variety of gay extremities. Always a COCK sucker and can be found in different areas of the world.
Why is his SCLERA extremely YELLOW? It's turning GREEN almost ?

Can someone tell him to ease off on the Semen..
Thai loves men and cocks.
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Should have just came out of the closet before he got married & had kids.
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
HANAHA: " yo SAM, is THAI OK"

SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
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These creatures are prone to meddling into people's business and since they are MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS they will do anything to win even roffie your drink or tamper with his exwife's birth control pills ๐Ÿ’Š so she gets prego. She was on the verge of leaving him because she had enough of his antics so he pulled a fast one and got her knocked up by tampering with her birth control pills so now they are connected for ever through their kids.

I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes ๐Ÿ‘€.

A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
SAM: " yo RYAN, what's up with THAI lately "

RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips ๐Ÿ’‹ are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"

SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"

RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป
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Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.

Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"

Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a

" THAI"
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THAI, also goes by ALVIN THAI LIM

He's extremely SKILLED in the following!

1. Cooking ๐Ÿณ Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon ๐Ÿ’‹ Ladies watch out ๐Ÿ’ฉ
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!

4. Thai Coconut ๐Ÿฅฅ

5. Thai Tong ๐Ÿ’ฉ

6. Thai hot pot ๐Ÿ‘…
7. Thai Roulette ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
TJ: " THAI, what are you saying this weekend bro "
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! ๐Ÿ‘…
TJ: ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey ๐Ÿคข
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ALVIN THAI LIM is the masterbater of Thai Poon then you get promoted to a tycoon and eventually you get demoted to a mother fucking Loon as you're howling at the fucking moon.
Ryan: " Yo Sam, what's wrong with you "
SAM : " I'm.howling like a Thai Poon"
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