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Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.
I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.
by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021
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t swifted

The point at which you get just drunk enough to play and sing along to Taylor Swift songs
Uh oh...Josh is wearing a t shirt and Lynnsey's wearing a short skirt. You know they be gettin' t swifted tonight!
by Strokemyemo September 6, 2017
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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, the basic white girl who makes music that isn't as good as everyone turns it out to be. All her fans are apart of a cult full of little white girls that only care about Taylor. She has a dry voice and poor stage presence.
Person1: Do you know who Taylor Swift is?
Person 2: Yes, Tayble is a flop!
by KESHA LIED October 31, 2023
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Taylor Swift

by dailyswift13 December 19, 2020
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Taylor Swift

the coolest prettiest best nicest person to ever exist EVER. my absolute gf, lyrical genius, gods gift to mankind. also wrote a fanfiction longer than the bible about gay wizards. my favorite person to ever exist, like ever.
Taylor Swift is the best human being to ever walk the earth.
by juleslovestaylorswift June 22, 2021
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Taylor Swift

by pa0la July 5, 2022
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Taylor Swift

She's talented, maybe she listens to Taylor Swift.
by globedictionary-official February 8, 2021
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