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Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.
I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.
by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021
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Taylor Swift

She's talented, maybe she listens to Taylor Swift.
by globedictionary-official February 8, 2021
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Dr. Swift

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe
Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!
by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014
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swift wristy

to wank a penis vigourasly
she wanked my cock at the speed of light.Swift wristy a?
by gurner 101 February 10, 2010
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Taylor Swift

The multi-talented singer Taylor Swift who has recently released her new album called Reputation in response to the media for squandering her reputation.
Actually has 5 albums .

She is 27 years old and is currently dating actor Joe Alwyn.

She has two cats named Olivia and Meredith.

Taylor has a legion of fans who love her unconditionally and call themselves "swifties" which always defend her from a lot of haters' criticism.

She was previously a singer of country music but now has dabbled in pop music.

Winner of 10 Grammys and 1 Emmy Award and currently has broken the record for the most watched video in 24 hours.

She has come to save pop and we swifties will always be with her ...

Forever and always

Long live is our anthem

and we will always support you Taylor💜
Oh what a lovely melody

You heard that song ?
- Yeah, I think is from Taylor Swift .
by Gorgeous_swift13 November 11, 2017
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Taylor Swift

the coolest prettiest best nicest person to ever exist EVER. my absolute gf, lyrical genius, gods gift to mankind. also wrote a fanfiction longer than the bible about gay wizards. my favorite person to ever exist, like ever.
Taylor Swift is the best human being to ever walk the earth.
by juleslovestaylorswift June 22, 2021
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Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)
by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019
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