Dirty Squirties

An extreme and explosive diahrea attack

Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!

by Harry Iconnick Jr May 29, 2023

Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 24, 2024

Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.

Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.

by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026

skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off

Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.

by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023