you can fidget my spinner

A phrase that can be used as a pickup line on someone to let them know you wanna hook up, but they don't have to believe it and will make you less embarrassed when they say ew no because it sounds really dumb.
Marsha: that was a fun date, we should do it again sometime
Antony: yeah, it really was, and I wanted you to know... You can fidget my spinner anytime!
Marsha: OMG lol Antony jokes like this is why I like you
Antony: oh yeah lol joke lolololol😌😢
Marsha:lololol
by Womanly_Bananas September 10, 2017
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The Conch Spinner

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.
Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.
by YourDrunkStepDad December 01, 2011
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Top Spinner

One who spins the top and a strange, white liquid soon comes out of the "top"
Hey shit look at that top spinner, jizzing all over his mother's vagina (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
by word son! August 19, 2003
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Spinner-Inner

A term used in fooseball when a ball is spun into the goal
by George McGee February 20, 2014
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Mexican Spinner

A variation on a rim job involving a tongue piercing. This also requres greater speed with which you execute.
That hoe totally gave Stephen a Mexican Spinner last night
by stefown November 22, 2010
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my figet spinner

The real homie, dat one person that will always got your back. They the real cuz.
Yo thanks for that charger my figet spinner.
by ThosePhillyBros April 02, 2018
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slippers-spinner

A "bein' a lovin' man" type of dude who always expends da time/effort to turn his sweetie-pie's house-shoes around at da foot of da bed after she's kicked dem off to crawl up and snuggle beside him, so dat said furry loafers will always be facing da right way for her to slip her cute tootsies into dem whenever she needs to get out of bed and go anywhere around da house.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a diligent slippers-spinner whenever she crawls in bed wif me; it makes it easier for her if she has to go pee in a hurry.
by QuacksO February 12, 2022
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