Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
by Analnuke April 15, 2018
Get the double schlong dongmug. when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.
Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!
by Tisdonym October 13, 2020
Get the Schlong momentmug. When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.
by The Real Dink May 27, 2023
Get the Slangin' Schlongmug. Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023
Get the Schlongingmug. by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
Get the long schlongmug.