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Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.
If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
by Divorce Court November 9, 2024
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Doing A Schettino

Doing a schettino
1. A phrase meaning somebody escaping or abandoning from a place without alerting anyone

Examples: "Jeffrey was doing a schettino when we were going to skydive." "Rodney was trying to be doing a schettino to a escape a haunted house but fell on the road"
by Darrentheshipguy1301 May 3, 2025
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Mr. Timothy Scheidler

number 1 frieren-loving, gyatt-having, mr. beast-look-a-like, sigmatron
"whats up Mr. Gyattler?" - Silas Osigma
"Nothing much Dr. Osigma, just watching frieren with my fruzz (freshman huzz)" - Mr. Timothy Scheidler
by FatDihAhhMonkey69 April 7, 2025
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