Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019

Spongebob video

when a man takes copious amounts of drugs and cuts his pennis in half on video with a large knife in the video you can hear the mans penis being absolutley demolished against the wood counter

bro i just did a spongebob video

by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022

Robot spongebob

The last boss in battle for bikini bottom where you have to beat him by jumping on floating Saucers and move to the left while jumping so that he won’t hit you. You have to destroy the buttons on his face in order to beat him. Robot spongebob is also engaged to robot plankton and they both have a gay robot relationship.

Robot spongebob is scary, too bad they never implanted the buff bob steel pants part in the game. Instead it was cut out....

by Hitler the great July 9, 2020

Spongebob mentality

Referring to someone who thinks having a fast-food or retail job will be somewhat or very enjoyable, when it really isn't.

"My friend just said he wants to work at mcdonalds, I think he has some spongebob mentality"

by Aloomanum2 February 18, 2021

Spongebob Squarepants

A stoners favorite show!

Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut

by Patrick pentagon January 3, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.

What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"

by Dave November 13, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.

Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!

by Cap'n Bob November 13, 2003