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Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.
“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”
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Step-Roommate

Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
by Princest September 25, 2023
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Gamer Roommate

Loud-ass roommate who is always screaming at random people and blaming them for not being on the level they want them to be, seeming to be using them as a coping mechanism all day...and LITERALLY all night.
Bro, I can barely sleep cause I have a gamer roommate who screams all night.
by Random B guy January 10, 2025
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Weekend Roommate

Someone who stays at another person’s house/dorm room for sex, all weekend long.
Alex has his usual Weekend Roommate over this weekend.
by ArchiveSZN March 29, 2025
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Scoobus Doobus Roombus Doocus (🐟)

"Scoobus Doobus Roombus Doocus" Also Known as "🐟" means unconditional love and peace and is used to either show gratitude towards someones existence and is a reminder that you are loved

This sign of love doesn't always relate to relationships such as boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife
Mainly used to show brotherly or sisterly love in the best way possible
Scoobus Doobus Roombus Doocus (🐟) is to love unconditionally
Example:
"I love you so much,Scoobus Doobus Roombus Doocus (🐟) you are!"
by LMCI October 18, 2023
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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
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Expresses how interconnected our world is.
Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."

Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
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