Roman Sieve

The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.

I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.

by Mik N. Paul September 17, 2008

Roman Dump

Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.

Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.

Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.

Man 1: Wow. You are my God.

Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.

by Master of Sageville April 14, 2010

roman canoli

another name for a penis

hey bitch why dont u put those lips on my roman canoli

by johnjaconjinglehiemerschmidt December 7, 2006

Roman Coliseum

A sex act involving 6 males and at least 3 females. The males form a circle and double team the females who overlap each other. While doing so the males all must lock hands in a circle forming what looks to be a coliseum structure.

It's a version of the Eiffel Tower, only better.

Guy1: Dude, last night we all got drunk and there were only 3 chicks there for all us so you know what that means?

Guy2: No, What?

Guy1: ROMAN COLISEUM!!!

by Shep6sic6 July 6, 2009

Roman ride

When someone recieves a blow job while driving. Also known as road blow

The other day I heard that our coworker recieved a roman ride from his secretary.

by luna123456789 September 18, 2009

Roman Reigning

To be Highly over} and depend on, to the point that is obvious

Ray: I'm Going to save The World !

Trevor: ok then

Ray: or even the Universe!

Trevor: Don't Go Roman Reigning on that shit Ray.

by Dice Da Savage August 13, 2018

Roman Sprinkler

Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.

Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"

Randy: "Yeah, why."

Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."

Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."

Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009