Sneaky Ring

An activity in which you get unwilling bystanders to glance over at your gaping anus as you spread your asscheeks

(Spreads arsehole)
Hey Jack, look at this!
Jack: Urgh that’s disgusting!
Jill: SNEAKY RING!

by sneakyring November 05, 2021

Ring-a-ding

Another word for "hanky-panky" or a sexual activity. Also known as a game of Post Office.

1. Tonight after dinner, my wife's gonna give me some ring-a-ding.

2. How 'bout you come to the back for a little ring-a-ding?

by B. Helt February 20, 2013

Filth Ring

The dirty brown area surrounding an asshole.

You're a filth ring.

by somewhatstock February 08, 2012

Juice Ring

A revolting and contagious rash that forms around ones lips and mouth. Red and flaky in appearance, often severe eczema.

I am about to vomit because of Jayden’s disgusting juice ring. Gross.

by BigRedJuicer June 04, 2023

ring ting

The burning of your asshole, after or during defecating. The regret of eating spicy food.

Damn, Frank! Those buffalo wings gave me ring ting.

by Pyrotosis January 17, 2017

ring general

someone who controls the wrestling match and leads the fight between 2 wrestlers

the rookie had to be the ring general because the veteran was hurt

by rickymaddy January 28, 2018

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014