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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
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Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to axolotls.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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monk release

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
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