at my school we have what we call the rednecks or hick squad
these people arent what most people define as rednecks.
these people wear redwing boots, hollister shirts and pants, and have really short clean cut hair. yet they are obsessed with chewing and have absolutely NO grammer. Their hobbies are chewing, ridin their brutes (term meaning fourwheeler), gettin drunk on the strip job, listening to country, inbreading, playing sports, video games, making fun of what they call "emo-fags" which to them is anyone not wearing boots or nike shocks. they are all rebels til the day they die. they travel in large groups and will yell something like hey emo fag and when you turn around and say who the fuck say that they just act like it wasnt them because they are only badass on the internet.
these people arent what most people define as rednecks.
these people wear redwing boots, hollister shirts and pants, and have really short clean cut hair. yet they are obsessed with chewing and have absolutely NO grammer. Their hobbies are chewing, ridin their brutes (term meaning fourwheeler), gettin drunk on the strip job, listening to country, inbreading, playing sports, video games, making fun of what they call "emo-fags" which to them is anyone not wearing boots or nike shocks. they are all rebels til the day they die. they travel in large groups and will yell something like hey emo fag and when you turn around and say who the fuck say that they just act like it wasnt them because they are only badass on the internet.
vobulary is very small. - hold'er, waaaiiiiilllll, yyeeaaaahh, i aint gay, wail i guess you aint gay, hold dat sonbitch, git r' done, rebel til the day i die, crosser up, gottachew, copenhagen, can i have that bottle when your done, go cut your wrist emo fag, waiiit, holder newt, muh shit-kicks, hail no, you gotcha n' ayuss whoopin comin yur wayee.
normal person-stfu stupid goatfuckin redneck
redneck-waaaaaaaiiiiit i outa whoop yo ass
normal person-meet me at the park tomar after school
next day normal person shows redneck doesnt
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redneck- mom! come in here
mother- bahhhhh
normal person-stfu stupid goatfuckin redneck
redneck-waaaaaaaiiiiit i outa whoop yo ass
normal person-meet me at the park tomar after school
next day normal person shows redneck doesnt
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redneck- mom! come in here
mother- bahhhhh
by Whoaitsgage November 21, 2007
by Jef Schoonover August 04, 2006
common southern folk who get awfuly fuckin pissed up and knock up their wives and cousins on a weekly basis, leading to such large redneck families. they also enjoy shooting things that are smart enough to run and haulin shit around in their old big pickups with fake add ons and modifications.
Dude, i wanna throw a fuckin grenade into the middle of that group of rednecks right there.
That short asshole of a redneck with the massive gay truck thinks he can kick my ass.
Dude, he'll just get his daddy to run you over instead.
That short asshole of a redneck with the massive gay truck thinks he can kick my ass.
Dude, he'll just get his daddy to run you over instead.
by Blake A October 15, 2004
Me, i am a redneck i dont live in a dang trayler and i do drive a truck and all the guys round here thank im hot in my tight wranglers and rebelflag hat so yall city fags need to go home to moma and sut your mouth. Pluse we dont screw our kin folk thats damn west virgina's you dumb asses get yall's shit stright..
by missy dale September 22, 2003
Rednecks are simple country folk, generally applied to those in the southern United States but lately applied farther afield. The term Redneck comes from the tell tale sun spot on the back of their neck.
Rednecks tend to be self reliant, poor, and uneducated. Generally uneducated and self reliant is because of their state of poverty. Back in the day education wasn't public, cheap, and most cases available. because they lacked knowledge, and knew it, they depended upon more educated folk for whatever was out of their scope. Hence their tendancy toward racism.
Rednecks tendency to distrust Yankees is because most feds are Yankee, and Feds are always in their business. The origin of their tendency or Moonshine and Nascar goes hand and hand with their distaste for the Feds.
Rednecks tend to be self reliant, poor, and uneducated. Generally uneducated and self reliant is because of their state of poverty. Back in the day education wasn't public, cheap, and most cases available. because they lacked knowledge, and knew it, they depended upon more educated folk for whatever was out of their scope. Hence their tendancy toward racism.
Rednecks tendency to distrust Yankees is because most feds are Yankee, and Feds are always in their business. The origin of their tendency or Moonshine and Nascar goes hand and hand with their distaste for the Feds.
If you have to take your transmission out of the tub so your wife can take a bath you might be a redneck.
by squidb8 May 10, 2008
by Evan Cole April 01, 2005
A Tesco employee who likes to brew moonshine in his free time, he also likes to play with horses at the weekend.
All his food is found by the side of the road and he has trouble speaking the English language due to inbreeding.
All his food is found by the side of the road and he has trouble speaking the English language due to inbreeding.
by Da Dogzz August 13, 2008