internet ranter

People who can't do anything with their opinions so they go on the internet from the safety of their computer screen to go offend others because they are uptight and anal. These are the most passive aggressive people out there. They are mostly made of bigot kids and lesser older people who are pissed or depressed because they are inconfident rejects. They are often pretentious. Internet ranters will find anybody that opposes what music they listen to, what movies they like, their political/religeous/racial view and try to offend them. They are cyberbullies on youtube.

the internet ranter will never be stopped because they're too immature to know how to. they feel a sense of safety from their computer and too passive to say anything to anybody in person.

by eazy-x February 23, 2008

RANTIT

To be completely grotesque, hideous and/or repulsive enough to merit a double take.

"Damn, she/he had a RANTIT a** face"

by A.VALENTINO October 9, 2007

rantpage

When someone goes off an a rant about (usually politics) anything that both irritates and bores the listeners almost right away, and tramples all over their opinions (like the video game Rampage), but doesn't notice or care.

"There goes Olaf again, on a rantpage. He always has to shove his opinions down everyone's throats and I think he likes it that he's being a dick."

"Yeah, it's probably the only time girls ever look at him."

by joefish625 January 17, 2013

Rantcreep

In dialogue, the phenomenon in which a person slowly begins to rant (speaking more and more passionately, for longer and longer periods without stopping, and on increasingly tangential subjects). Specifically, when said person does not intend to rant and does not realize that is what said person is doing.

Rantcreep is the internet's mildew; It's very hard to keep out.

by Sociotard October 18, 2008

rantriot

noun : one of those altruistic drunk Jersey Shore jerkoff know-it-alls, who seems fine until they start shouting in limericks about the state of world from the top of their bar stools and won't let you get a word in edge-wise, i.e. someone drunk who becomes too passionate about an opinion and would die on their sword as if it were fact -- while not listening to the rational words of others trying to talk the person down from the top of the bar. A wordplay on 'patriot.'

adverb : to like like a rantriot.*

"Dude, Lori went totally rantriot last night... You should have seen her literally stomping up and down arguing about how the free market isn't free. I totally thought she was going to declare war on the bar for having an open pool table on ladies night."

by finious February 19, 2010

rantext

When you rant about something to someone through text.

Ugh, I'm so annoyed with her. I think I'm going to rantext my friend.

by RawrImASharkk July 21, 2010

Rantagraph

A paragraph which is largely nonsensical, due to its over-emotional or angry nature. They tend to be sweeping, poorly-structured bursts of emotion from teenagers and people who're stressed out, often aimed at no-one and everyone at the same time.

Angry person - "I'm so angry!"
Friendly person - "What's wrong?"
Angry person - "It's fine, I'll just post a few rantagraphs on my blog later."

by jean l'etranger August 1, 2010