ramen is a cool kid!
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Get the Ramen mug.A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.
How to make it:
1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.
2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.
3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.
4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.
5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)
6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
How to make it:
1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.
2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.
3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.
4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.
5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)
6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".
"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".
"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
by ProBeb September 20, 2017
Get the Ramen mug."Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.
It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
by Ramenslut September 25, 2017
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Get the ramen curl mug.When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.
Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.
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