Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.

SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.

by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013

professional photo bomber

inserting yourself intentionally at the last possible moment into every photo opportunity possible.

My best friend and I were getting our picture took at a party when this guy we did not even know jumped into the picture.....He is a "Professional Photo Bomber"

When viewing the pictures for the annual Christmas Party...Drunk BoB was in Every Photo!!! What a "PPB"

by Diabla0007 December 27, 2010

Consummate professional

An individual whom believes he or she is the highest intellect or top dog but illicits the exact opposite in his or her audience.

She wrote the personal email from her professional work email account as would be expected of the consummate professional of her caliber.

by T Bag Lawyer February 5, 2019

Artistic Professional Courtesy

is the act among artists to promote and help one another through networking and sharing through their mediums.

Amanda Delight made a video of fellow artist Timmy Grins while he broadcasted live on the radio promoting his album. She did this free of charge as an act of Artistic Professional Courtesy.

by Amanda Delight February 14, 2010

Professional Niganeer (PN)

1) One trained in the professional Arts of niganeering.

2) The one person working while the other 10 stand around.

3) One certified to provide a plan for the simplest tasks, usually employed by a major corporation.

After losing my muffler I had to consult my Professional Niganeer (PN) who wrote a plan for using duct tape and 2 pieces of wire to fix my problem.

by Ghost4583 January 14, 2013

Keeping it Professional

Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.

Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional

Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.

by Headmunt March 19, 2014

Professional editing gpu

Something 8 year olds joke of because it's too expensive when it's not for games

Me: I'm gonna get a professional editing gpu for my photos:
8 year old: Oh yeah you can play roblox with 2 fps very nice
Me: *slaps 8 yr old with tank*

by trumpation August 26, 2020