geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure

by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015

sneer pressure

When people band together on the internet on someone/something in order to effect change, you would say they're using sneer pressure. Similar to cancel culture

Twitter came together and sneer pressured the Peloton ad off of the face of the internet

by s c-c December 15, 2019

ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway

Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.

Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.

by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018

pressure cooked

Pressure cooked: Insanely high, like beyond steamed.

That is some crazy weed dude, I'm fucking pressure cooked!

by ChrisFSB April 24, 2020

Queer Pressure

peer pressure applied by gays or feigning gay folks

"Come on, just do it Jordan!" lisped Caspian in his highest octave

"That right there on the TV is Queer Pressure," one hick said to another.

by Phillip M. Fischer February 11, 2020

Pressure Cooker

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood

I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!

by Kuntry84 May 11, 2020