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Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.
by moydog April 5, 2010
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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Pouche

(Noun) def- Parents who take their kids to breweries or bars. “Douchey Parents
That guy has a baby in a bar! What a Pouche!

This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!

Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.
by Jsuperjeff2000 December 5, 2021
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pouched

A feeling after taking too much drugs.
David that joint was so big, I am pouched now!
by Pompei Fresco May 1, 2020
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Bone Pouch

When a girl is wearing a button down shirt so tight the gaps allow you to slip your dick in between her breasts.
That shirt is giving me the perfect bone pouch to titty fuck her.
by Lumbergfuckedher October 4, 2017
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Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there
Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017
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fanny pouch

a small surface area usually containing excess fat above the clitoral hood commonly referred to as the ‘fanny pouch’
‘Yo g i was out this afternoon and i saw a woman (probably called karen) and she had a ginormous fanny pouch’
by Fanny pouch April 16, 2024
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