Split Personality

A person who is psycho eg. Catrina from Ballarat

My split personality's name is shara and she went to the beach to have babies with Jack

by Jason. September 8, 2005

Personality

Much like windows was on DOS, a shell/interface that makes interaction
with the animal insticts easier.
Some people claim that it has evolved enough to be considered a standalone operating system of a human being.
Truth be told they're just like linux users, their elitism wants to make them feel better than average Joe.

Just accept the truth, personality doesn't exist, you're just driven by animal insticts.

by asdf666 January 21, 2009

personality like a brick wall

a person who has no personality. usually some lazy fucker working at mcdonalds. of course i probably would have no personality if i cleaned shitters for a living or flipping damn hamburgers

That motherfuking asshole that cleans restrooms said nothing to me when i said hi

by Fuck yourself May 13, 2005

Bubbly Personality

A term used to politely say to someone that their friend (usually a girl) is fat and you won't be seeing them any time soon.

"Heya paldinho, what do you think of Kourtney?"
"She has a bubbly personality!"
(You then walk away)

by Fearnley123 July 20, 2016

personality faker

a person who copies your taste in music, clothes, makeup, hair, style, etc. and fakes their own real personality because they're jealous or want to be friends with you

me: i really like punk rock
personality faker: omf same!!!!
me: name 1 punk rock band
personality faker: mmm 5SOS?

by no snitchin November 2, 2014

Personality Profiling

I'd like to create a new genre of offense: personality profiling.

I.e. assuming that:

Someone who wears long skirts and tevos is automatically a vegan.

Someone who watches cartoons is immature.

Someone who uses dope (disambiguation: cannabis) is stupid.

Someone who gives fucks doesn't give a Fuck if you treat them like shit.

A classy lady who shows off her body because she has worked hard sculpting it should automatically be considered and pursued as the town bicycle.

♡BorealisBits

"Look at her watching cartoons again, when will she grow up?"

"Dude, stop personality profiling, there are a ton of cartoons rich with humor, complexity, and mature ideologies. Plus, think of how much hard work goes into creating them."

by ToriBorealis May 13, 2014

Mr. Personality

When you are dumb-dumb, and are devoid of personality

Instead of picking up all of the trash scattered around his property, Mr. Personality sprayed it all with a hose, like a real yutz.

by Ll@magurl123 April 25, 2021