Struggle-Loaf

When your struggling so hard that your dinner is a loaf of bread with a small porkchop that you got out of the trash and it barely covers a piece of bread so the best part of it is not the porkchop or the bread it was sitting on but the nasty garabe juices that got soaked up in the bread
little kid:MAN IM STRUGGLING SO HARD
little kid 2:MAN IM GROWN
Grown man:YOU DONT KNOW WHAT STRUGGLING IS UNTIL YOU HAVE A STRUGGLE-LOAF FOR DINNER
by Swagking2 May 06, 2013
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loaf of bread

The stench given off by a burp by a man who has a yeast infection in his mouth from eating out a babe
Zore burped and gave out a loaf of bread because he oral lloydenthed that broad named Destiny without using a condom in Ft. Myers.
by queer trier March 29, 2009
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Diaper Loaf

Used to describe someone who is socially inept, professionally incompetent, selfish, egotistical, greedy, a thief or otherwise repellent to anyone around them.
There goes Jenny, taking the last cup of coffee without making a new pot. What a Diaper Loaf.
by Radio Dude June 29, 2011
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crayon loaf

taking a shit that uses half a roll of toilet paper wiping. In effect writing with a crayon
just took a big crayon loaf and no theres no tp
by j laban m January 14, 2008
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Bread Loaf

To give a girl head and call it a day.
How was your date with Stacy?

It was a lot of fun. We had dinner and then I bread loafed her and called it a night.
by Robthedog24 September 20, 2020
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Loafing Cooper

An amazing Minecraft streamer from Australia who never dies in bedwars :)
Person 1: “Yo! What’re you watching?”
Person 2: “Oh I’m just watching Loafing Cooper”
by pedajgordon January 27, 2021
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loaf seat

a seat of great comfort, made of any baggage ranging from dufflebags, suitcases, and backpacks. most effective when the person making the loaf seat has less then 8 hours of sleep.
the man made a loaf seat to sleep on while waiting for his ride.
guy 1:"dude im about to pass out"
guy 2: make a loaf seat"
five minutes later...
guy 1:"zzz"
guy 2:"zzz"
by BSA T74 AW September 13, 2010
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