atomic deuce

The act of projectile defecating while firmly positioned high above the toilet bowl. Usually performed in a public bathroom with your legs over the edges of the stall for balance.

Many lives were lost in the great Atomic Deuce of '98.

by Adam Dubois November 01, 2006

ace deuce

usually refers to ann arbor, michigan

i live in ace deuce bitch

by alex gooding January 06, 2006

deuce-flames

heated lumps of fiery shits

oh man, he's shooting deuce-flames out of his ass

by Serrant May 13, 2008

Deuce Chamber

The toilet designated for all poops to take place.

Hey man don't shit in that toilet use the downstairs deuce chamber.

by scottyman4us August 30, 2011

Seven Deuce

The worst hand in the game of taxes holdem poker.

Me: I Fold...

Jerry: You couldn't even call my blind?

Me: Yeah i git dealt seven deuce off suit

by JJMacAttack April 14, 2017

Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.

1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.

by Hatman6659 January 03, 2019

Deuce Bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020