Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

Coy Wire Foundation

A Terrorist Group Founded By Coy Wire, as an attempt to drive CNN10 fans away from Carl Azuz, also responsible for founding the KKK, Nazism, and Satanism

I absolutely HATE the Coy Wire Foundation, I hope every member of it gets chained up and gets thousands of Purpies(someone putting shit underneath your nose) swiped on them

by CometStealYoLungs March 18, 2024

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 26, 2009

kaukau lou polo i le wire

The samoan phrase meaning, you are a friend i cherish. It is used in a platonic way to show love between friends.

“Kaukau lou polo i le wire!!”
“Wow! Thank you! I cherish our friendship too!”

by ai kae <3 September 19, 2022

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 09, 2022

Wire Bungus

When your poops are really thin like wires.

"Bro i got some serious wire bungus rn"

by Extendedmeme September 23, 2020