drives like my ass

A person who makes WIDE, unsignaled turns.

That guy in front of me drives like my ass.

by Bambi September 25, 2004

Nose up my ass

When somebody you know makes your business their business.

Shannon told my girlfriend that I went to a strip club; she's got her nose up my ass.

by MassNerder March 07, 2012

Complimate My Ass Cheeks

A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.

The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.

by Oreogae May 06, 2022

it gets up my ass

When something annoys you

When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass

by Avaandlaoise.45 July 12, 2019

blood on my ass cheeks

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

by Prince Achmed December 05, 2020

Dig up my ass

An expression used in place of screw off,.

By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"

by KKZKKSKSKKSKSKSKK December 29, 2016

two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."

Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.

by Sal The Man June 03, 2008