Regret Nut

To imediately have a feeling of regret and shame after busting a nut'

After i had sex with my step sister, i had the worst case of regret nut....

by cheem1981 May 3, 2012

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Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl

Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy

by madboofy January 8, 2020

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Quadringenarious Nut

A nut that was busted so hard it literally got sent to another fucking universe.

*Someone busts a Quadringenarious Nut*
*🅱ass 🅱oosted Wolves plays*

by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019

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nut goo

Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.

It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

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Ghost nut

Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis

Johnny masturbated 5 times in one day and on his 5th time he ghost nut.

by davidoffcigar April 24, 2011

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A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

by VanHeezy February 8, 2007

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