Pan-Handling

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.

I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~

by erstin June 22, 2011

ass-handle

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"

2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.

1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.

I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.

2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.

I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.

by patrick25 December 14, 2008

Smooth Handle

A massive penis.

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

Snatch Handle

another word for a penis.

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.

by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009

man handles

A man's love handles

Check out Jimmy's man handles!

by violineadg123 December 17, 2008

Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

cram handle

A random item that is user defined. An all purpose, universal designation for just about anything.

Give me one of those cram handles over there.

I'm not sure what that is, some kind of blue cram handle ?

by Brad124124 November 20, 2007