An incredible small person who’s family are full of retards, Nathan is so incredibly small because his mother neglected him before the small cunt was born
by ReverseCowBoy69 November 25, 2019

Tall, goofy guy who will make you laugh about his cringy humour within seconds. He has a huge love for animals. He can make your life crap if you let him, but you'll have to learn to ignore him. Anyone would love this guy as a 'brofriend':)
by celi:) April 6, 2020

Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.
None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021
