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Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.
A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."
by potatoman- August 31, 2025
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Multi-incarnate

Someone incarnated with many spirits, especially if they're from their past-lives.

(NOTE: There are many types of multi- incarnates depending on how many incarnated souls they have: uni-incarnate, bi-incarnate, tri-incarnate, quad-incarnate, etc.)
(e.g: 'The oracle proclaimed, 'I am a multi-incarnate of a goddess, demigod and priestess-making me thrice as divine.')
by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 14, 2025
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Multi Tax

If after hitting a 1000x+ multiplier, you must always chase for one more. if one more multiplier does not hit, the money spent chasing the second multiplier is considered "Multi Tax"
i won $1000 on a 1000x multi but spent $69 trying to get one more, damn multi tax
by ImEnjayy February 15, 2025
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Multi-talented

Multi-talented
Mike Jenner is a multi-talented person
by Mike Jenner November 23, 2021
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Multi-nuanced

An emotion that is made up of many subtle and intricate feelings or nuances, difficult to express or articulate because of its complexity.
The intensity of the situation provided him with a multi-nuanced disposition.
by (J) March 26, 2023
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Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!
by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024
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Multi timer

A man who sees nothing wrong in sleeping with multiple women simultaneously, concealing one from the others without a hint of guilt. The term ‘multi’ suggests the progression from being a two-timer to engaging in more complex forms of infidelity. Women can't be multi-timers by nature of their gender that requires more fidelity: it's easier to call them "sluts" and move on.

Multi-timers are more akin to "manwhores" but slightly more honorable, as the latter are only into infidelity because they're lowlifes. Multi-timers just need more time to settle in their lives, so are looking for more choices in women. It's like when you browse the shelves of a supermarket, you don't really buy everything you see.
Randy is seeing Paula while making out with Molly, who's been sworn to secrecy about Paula. Molly readily obeys due to her own lack of moral compass. Randy also recently went to Las Vegas, indulging in threesomes with prostitutes. He's currently texting one for future encounters, all unbeknownst to Paula or Molly. Needless to say, neither of Randy's regular girls has a clue about his Vegas exploits.

Randy recently met an exchange student from the Czech Republic. They seemed to connect well, even making out at his office! Now smitten, Randy is planning a European vacation, possibly with Paula. While she enjoys Paris, Randy might travel to the Czech Republic to propose to his new girlfriend. This could lead him to unceremoniously drop his past girlfriends.

Basically, Randy is a multi timer.
by Third World Sam June 9, 2024
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