Minecraft

A game that fucking dumb ass 12 year old kids play to have role play sex and when their brother comes into the room they say, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT" and then the dumbass boy steals your girlfriend and screams whenever he loses his diamonds

Minecraft is gay

by Link2MyPast November 13, 2017

Minecraft

a game that looks just as shitty as mario

minecraft Is me fevoriete gein

by MrMCYT May 19, 2017

Minecraft

A game that is basically a survival game but with creative and blocky graphics

Minecraft is the best game ever, it's better than fortnite

by Afellowgamer July 8, 2019

Minecraft

A game that is better than Minecraft

I love Minecraft

by Minecraft gamer November 7, 2019

Minecraft

If you have not played this game you will go to hell

me:*playing minecraft*
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld

by your dad's mom is your sister November 23, 2019

Minecraft

that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"

billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O

by CallumlousTV December 20, 2019

Minecraft

A world that (most of the things) is possible

Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019