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Harass Messaging 

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.
"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.
Harass Messaging by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012

don't mess with me 

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.
-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.
don't mess with me by EverPino1D January 16, 2016
Boy who's name begins with a C and spluges his pants early, hence "Mess". Usually tall and brags about getting with rank bitches. Will stick his dick in shit but shys away from lickin clean puss. Also associated with faggot ass, fuck stick, and cum guzzler.
"Dude stop acting like such a C-Mess, that girl is losing interest!!!"

Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"
C-Mess by Des ;) June 11, 2008
Phenomenal; Amazing; humble/Kante ; pure talent; greatest footballer in the history. (Ronaldo is good too)
: You’re Messi (Amazing)

: Omg you’re so Messi ( humble)

: Wow you’re Messi ( phenomenal)

: You have Messi (pure talent)

: I’m Messi (the greatest footballer in the history)
Messi by JuiceAtin December 31, 2018

Message anxiety

Message Anxiety: The act of pausing, freezing up, dreading, or avoiding the viewing of a E-mail, text message, or voice mail that you fear might be bad, negetive, or of major importance for you.
Fretting about any message you recieve of major importance to you.

Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.

Word of the Day on March 23, 2011

Rare Mess 

Russel: Hey you heard that new tune by Rare Mess?

Shane: That sounds like something I don't want to listen to, thanks though...
Rare Mess by Adrian Jacobs October 25, 2010