Serbian massage 

A very hard beating. In Serbia it´s known to be a common expression, especially in Belgrad. The Serbian expression is сербисцхе масажа

To give someone a Serbian massage

Serbian massage by masterofmassage April 10, 2013

asian massage 

When you shit on someone's back and spread like it was massage oil.

Bro I just got the best Asian massage, but I smell bad now.

asian massage by The lgbtq clan March 18, 2017

speaker massage 

The movement of a large spaker when place right behind a seat in a car. ussually turned up to impress a passanger in a car with a new system. although also used to describe any movemnet in any system.

"i was really getting a speaker massage last night in jon's car from his new sysytem"

speaker massage by CookieMonster1988 December 13, 2005

Italian Massage 

An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.

No need to call the police, Brian is just giving his girlfriend an Italian Massage

Italian Massage by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011

Nametag Massage 

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.

Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

Nametag Massage by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008

mr. body massage machine 

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator

"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."

mr. body massage machine by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008

Text Massage 

Receiving a text message when your phone is on vibrate and located in your pocket.

Wow! I just got a text massage!

Text Massage by Captain Killshit November 18, 2011