Mario Duplantier

Insane drummer from the French progressive/death metal band Gojira. Known as one of the best metal drummers out there today. Basically a human machine. If you haven't checked out Gojira yet, get on it dude.

Wow, Mario Duplantier's a beast.

by vibing parrot November 15, 2020

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Super Mario

The Fat guy that nintendo made on the nes

CHAMBODONGUSMCGEE THE SECOND: BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW SUPER MARIO GAME IT WAS RADICAL
JAMBINGTON HANGLEDORF THE THIRD: YEAH I THINK IT WAS GNARLY

by Thelastbanana May 10, 2021

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A Fat Ass Plumber who spends most of his time saving girls and getting drunk or high along the way. In his free time, he is a drunk ass plumber fixing toilets because people thought charmander could take a dump on the toilet but he fell in, got stuck and Mario had to plunge his fiery Asshole out of there. He is featured in many video games.

Hey man, wanna play Super Mario, sure lets be sure to eat lots and lots of sh rooms before we start the game.

by HairyBallz0-0-7 April 07, 2021

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mini mario

Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.

Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete

by WestYorkCharvas101 June 03, 2021

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