A two-faced lier, and a thief. She has several different personalities, likes to play head games. She will be rud to you till you leave so she can fuck a guy she just met. When he runs off she back texting you again and talking to you like nothing ever happened.
My girl just started treating me badly for no reason till i finally left.
Sounds like you got monique lombardo.
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A radical leftist, often encountered online or in political spaces, who bears a striking, cartoonish resemblance to an Oompa Loompa. This resemblance is defined by a severe FUPA, a compact physique, an unnatural skin tone, and brightly colored, often green or blue, dyed hair. They are typically known for delivering simplistic, repetitive, and absolute political pronouncements with a self-important or moralizing tone.
"Don't engage with her in the comments section; she's a total Fupa Loompa and just repeats the same talking points."
by Johnny Locker October 6, 2025
Get the Fupa Loompa mug.What Bruno Mars calls himself. All of the Hooligans thinks he’s delusional. He is by no means chubby. He’s short so that’s where “Oompa Loompa” comes in.
Hooligans: take ur shirt off Brunoooo
Bruno Mars: no! I’m a chubby Oompa Loompa! Let me be fat and happy!
Hooligans: ur not fat shut up Bruno
Bruno Mars: no! I’m a chubby Oompa Loompa! Let me be fat and happy!
Hooligans: ur not fat shut up Bruno
by Hooligan4life October 12, 2017
Get the chubby oompa loompa mug.Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.
by Avery Doddles March 23, 2022
Get the The Tallest Oompa Loompa mug.Bein an Oompa Loompa means that you share a fate with them. The fate of never ending labour that carries on until death.
You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation
Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.
Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"
You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation
Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.
Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"
A: What have you died to?
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...
A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon
A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...
A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon
A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job
by Bosh_the_Drill January 15, 2023
Get the Being an Oompa Loompa mug.When a man uses his own penis to stimulate his asshole for pleasure, creating a self-contained feedback loop of gratification. A term born from the tech metaphor "loopback" (where a signal is sent back to its source), this act symbolizes the ultimate closed circuit of self-pleasure.
In IT parlance, pinging the loopback address 127.0.0.0 (or typically 127.0.0.1, known as localhost) tests your computer's own network connection, confirming the TCP/IP stack is working by sending data to itself, not an external device, useful for developers to test local applications and diagnose basic network issues before needing the internet.
Origin: Named after the infamous loopback.jpg shock image, which captures the raw, unfiltered moment of a man inserting his penis into his own anus. The term gained traction as a cheeky way to describe the intense, private thrill of solo masturbation.
Examples:
"She’s so into it, she’s already pinging the loopback by the third round."
"The loopback.jpg is the ultimate flex—pinging the loopback is the ultimate flex -- literally in dick flexibility"
Related Terms: Self-pleasure, closed circuit, loopback.jpg, orgasmic feedback loop.
Note: A blend of technical jargon and primal joy, pinging the loopback is both a literal and metaphorical act—proof that sometimes the best circuits are self-made.
In IT parlance, pinging the loopback address 127.0.0.0 (or typically 127.0.0.1, known as localhost) tests your computer's own network connection, confirming the TCP/IP stack is working by sending data to itself, not an external device, useful for developers to test local applications and diagnose basic network issues before needing the internet.
Origin: Named after the infamous loopback.jpg shock image, which captures the raw, unfiltered moment of a man inserting his penis into his own anus. The term gained traction as a cheeky way to describe the intense, private thrill of solo masturbation.
Examples:
"She’s so into it, she’s already pinging the loopback by the third round."
"The loopback.jpg is the ultimate flex—pinging the loopback is the ultimate flex -- literally in dick flexibility"
Related Terms: Self-pleasure, closed circuit, loopback.jpg, orgasmic feedback loop.
Note: A blend of technical jargon and primal joy, pinging the loopback is both a literal and metaphorical act—proof that sometimes the best circuits are self-made.
After a long day, pinging the loopback was just what he needed. With a little KY, some flexibility, and patience, he would soon jizz in his own asshole and reset his soul.
by nancyscrew January 12, 2026
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