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long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.
That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.
by frankhepstien September 16, 2012
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Long legged

When used to describe someone, it would mean liar, wrong, or ignorant.
When used as an expression it means calling something BS.

The longer or bigger the lie or expression the longer the leg.
"That is some long legged bullshit ma'am."
Person: "You're cute."
Girl: "Leg."
by _User_not_found_ November 16, 2020
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Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.
"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”
by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019
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Long Idiot

by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022
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long lick

The action in which one performs an ass to mouth and continues the lick to the vagina.
Shut your mouth before I long lick you!
by WhiteBread May 20, 2014
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long-hauler

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.
A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.
by mlhiss September 7, 2020
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The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder
The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.
by Sexydimma August 24, 2021
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