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lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
by spanky010 August 20, 2008
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Lesbianic

somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl
The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic
by Minnie254 December 29, 2007
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lesbian

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"
by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008
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Lesbian

something that, as a man, i wish i was.
dafuqs wrong with me, why do i want to be a lesbian?
by maybe transbian? October 23, 2022
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Lesbian

Girl 1: hey.. we’ve been friends for 3 years

Girl 2: yeah so?
Girl 1: so..you know I’m lesbian right?
Girl 2: yeah it’s pretty obvious

Girl 1: wanna make out?

Girl 2: hell yeah

Random dude: *takes a pic* I’m sending this to the authorities
by Gayvibesonly June 2, 2022
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Lesbian

a non-man who loves non-men exclusively

this can include nonbinary people who love women, women who love women, nonbinary people who love nonbinary people, etc.
(man) “hey i think you’re really cute, wanna go out sometime?”
(lesbian) “oh sorry, im not into guys”
by peepeelover420 July 26, 2021
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Lesbian

No-Men.
Women (or anyone identifying as anything but a male,) who do not experience sexual attraction, or any attraction at all, to someone who identifies as a male.
boy - "You're lesbian, right?"
girl - "Yeah"
boy - "So you love only women??"
girl - "Just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I love only women. There are other genders too, dingus."
by Alya Petrov June 20, 2022
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