An amazing friend. Super funny, interested in a variety of topics and very down-to-Earth, this is a friend who will be honest to you no matter what, and always is able to see the logical side of things. All in all, definitely someone people can trust! Very talkative and considerate of others, despite his own issues he's always able to look out for his other friends in life, and I admire that about him. You're amazing, Lance!
by placid! January 15, 2023

1.) Having never lived up to the expectations, pressure, or hype.
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST
by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.
by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

Hottest man Alive. Super loyal and will never leave for anybody else. He is more sexy than Ivan and luke
by Kumalala Chesta June 8, 2022

by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019
